:3 My cat.

Version one:

I beat my cat
With a baseball bat,

I chopped off his head
And stuck him under my bed

I still like to give him hugs,
Even though he is covered with bugs.

He is quite cold,
And has developed some mold.

I love my cat.

Two:

I love my cat,
he is bigger than a rat,
So I hit him with a baseball bat

He doesn't shed,
because he's dead.

Though, he is covered with bugs,
I still like to give him hugs.

He's very cold,
and has developed some mold.

I think I misplaced his head,
perhaps under my bed.

what a shame,
what a shame,
for my cat to be so lame.