Never And Not At All

You're like sunshine and liverwurst,
My superhuman moron.
You smell as bright as day,
But I like the night better.

I hate you.
You're beautiful.
I love you.
You're so modest it hurts your self-esteem.

Sometimes I think I met you at a gay bar,
Then I remember you're not a girl.
Sometimes I think I met you in the perfect place,
Then I remember I did.

With so many flaws,
It's hard to remember why,
But then I just let it go,
And I love you all over again.