Haiku's about fan fiction

Sex drama and love
Happily-ever-after
Fan-fic formula

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Attractive people
Seem to have the same problems
In a short story

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"Will you be with me?"
"No, I don't really want to."
Let's write a story

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If I spill my guts
With intricate little words,
Will you drop the sex?

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Entertainment is
Is driven by the masses
Let's take it over

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The drama from life
Is even in our stories
We cannot escape