Prep wanna be emo

" I am so emo. Really, believe me, I like, love it!
I wear skinny jeans with a studded belt,
And T-Shirts with skulls on, cos, that's what emo's wear.
And Converse!
They're pink and like, totally cool and I adore them so much!
And I have streaks in my hair and wear my fringe over my eye,
And I wear Spongebob tees from New Look cos,
Like everybody's wearing them, and emo's like that sorta stuff.
And I'm emo"

" I am so emo. Really, believe me, I like, love it!
I love My Chemical Romance-The Black Parade,
It's like the only song I know but I am their biggest fan,
And that blonde one is, like, so hot,
But he used to look like a vampire.
And Fall Out Boy-the lead singer is, like, geeky, but Pete is like,
Totally fit and of course totally emo.
And I love their stuff cos emo's do.
And I'm emo"

" I am so emo. Really, believe me, I like, love it!
I get called cutter in school and loser,
And I get called a geek and a nerd and a dork,
And I am.
Cos I mean, emo's are losers,
Most of them cut themselves and that's so sad,
But I say I'm loser so people feel sorry for me,
They believe me, and emo's do it.
And I'm emo."

" I am so emo. Really, believe me, I like, love it!
I saw that film 'School of Rock,
And that drummer kid is so hot, like, cringe,
Like the one from Elliot Minor.
I like Elliot Minor, they're proper rockin' emo!
They've got guitars, haven't they?
But I totally adore them, like forever!
I mean, emo's do.
And I'm emo."

" I am so emo. Really, believe me, I like, love it!
I like Edward Scissorhands,
He is sooooo hot!
What's this Nightmare Before Christmas?
Oh, yeah, I know, that filthy cutter drew it on her hand,
And I saw Corpse Bride,
But it was too creepy and Goth.
But I like Edward,
Cause emo's do.
And I'm totally emo."

This is the typical example of prep trying to be emo.