You Plagarizing Bastard

Ben Gibbard,
you dick
How dare you raid my mind!
My tongue tied off my stomach's knots
long before I heard the sound of settling

Max Bemis,
you ass
Stay the fuck out of my diary!
This girl's had woe for ages;
what makes yours so special?

Pete Wentz,
you fairy
Unhand my poetry notebook!
I can turn off the lights, but not my shyness,
and I don't care if I stain your pillowcase