Corny Pick Up Lines For Vampires

If you were blood I'd suck you.

If your boobs were a blood type it would be double A's

If you were a blood type you'd be my favorite.

Your life would suck without me... oh wait it will suck with me.

You're so beautiful I think my heart just stopped. Wow it really did!

You're like the sun you're so hot you make my blood boil.

You look good enough to eat.

You drive me batty.

Your (insert body part here) looks fangtastic.

You are my bloody Mary.

Here is the poem:

A is your blood type that turns me on.

B is the blood type that makes me feel wrong.

Positive is the best.

Negative I can't say about your chest.

O mee god you look good enough to eat.

And AB positive is a tasty treat