School-friend's limericks
There once was a girl named Morgan,
And she was missing an organ.
She ran down the street
With her hands on her feet
And that is the story of Morgan.
There once was a girl named Lyndal.
She got her hair caught in a spindal.
So she cut it all off
And hid in a box.
And that was the story of Lyndal.
There once was a girl named Emily.
She really hated her family,
So she gave them cocaine
And they drowned in the rain.
And that was the end of her family.
And she was missing an organ.
She ran down the street
With her hands on her feet
And that is the story of Morgan.
There once was a girl named Lyndal.
She got her hair caught in a spindal.
So she cut it all off
And hid in a box.
And that was the story of Lyndal.
There once was a girl named Emily.
She really hated her family,
So she gave them cocaine
And they drowned in the rain.
And that was the end of her family.