School-friend's limericks

There once was a girl named Morgan,
And she was missing an organ.
She ran down the street
With her hands on her feet
And that is the story of Morgan.

There once was a girl named Lyndal.
She got her hair caught in a spindal.
So she cut it all off
And hid in a box.
And that was the story of Lyndal.

There once was a girl named Emily.
She really hated her family,
So she gave them cocaine
And they drowned in the rain.
And that was the end of her family.