Diesel Princess (song)

Her boots kicked up the dirt
In the dry desert
With oil stains on her t-shirt
She scanned the area, alert

But with a smile on her face
And with a rugged kind of grace
She went at her own pace
In this dry place

Diesel Princess will always win
She’s a lady will a devilish grin
She looks good, but she doesn’t play nice
Stay out of her way is my only advice

Diesel Princess will turn heads ‘round
Diesel Princess will burn it to the ground
Don’t touch her, she’s on fire
Hot enough to melt a rubber tire

She scopes the field for the next kill
For the next sucker swallowed by the thrill
Who thinks he’s got a bit of skill
She starts her car with a red hot grill

Zero to sixty in no time at all
Her tires create a dusty wall
It’s quite a sight if I recall
Leaving the sucker in a crawl

Diesel Princess just won’t stop
She loves to be in top
She has a need for speed
More speed is what she needs

Diesel Princess almost too dangerous
For her, driving on the edge is a plus
She fears nothing wants it all
Diesel Princess will never fall

But that day she’d taken it too far
After a few drinks at the bar
She started the engine of her car
And went looking for a midnight star

On the edge of the Red Devil Cliff
She sat there, still and stiff
Gasoline filled her lungs with a whiff
Then she punched the gas, over the cliff

Diesel Princess will live forever
Diesel Princess is the fastest ever
In the end, she’ll never die
Diesel Princess touched the sky

Stay out of her way is my only advice
She looks good, but she doesn’t play nice
She’s a lady will a devilish grin
Diesel Princess will always win