Things you can do with your ex- boy friends car.

1) vandelise it.

2) run it into a tree then blow it up and then run like hell!

3) stratch it

4) get a sausage and stuff it into the tires

5) drench it with wet toilet paper

6) cover it with mud

7) steal it

8) smash the wind screen

9) leave it alone

10) train your dog to pee or poo on it whenever it is in reach.