Jingle Bells (horror version)

Dashing through the blood
In a corpse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Screaming all the way
Bells on cat tails ring
Making spirits fright
What fun it is to cry and sing
A slashing song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what runs from the ride
In a corpse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what runs from the ride
In a corpse open sleigh

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side
The horse was dead
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what runs from the ride
In a corpse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what runs from the ride
In a corpse open sleigh

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what runs from the ride
In a corpse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what runs from the ride
In a corpse open sleigh