The Cure for Loneliness

I know everyone says that the cure for Loneliness is find someone that you have something in common with, someone you can talk with, laugh with, just be happy with, and you wont be lonely anymore.

Well I found another one, and this is how is goes, it only takes 3 simple things, and a few simple instructions.

The Items
A bullet
A gun
A pillow


The instructions
Put the bullet in the gun, place the pillow on your temple and place the gun on the pillow, and pull the trigger.

Because we all know that when you commit suicide you go to hell, well at you least you know when you get there..

You wont be alone