Evil Gerbils

We're going to war.
Those evil gerbils will be no more.
We have the best soldiers;
Lieutenant Cottontail,
Colonel Floppy Ears,
Private Carrot Muncher,
And Commodore Fluffy Paws.
All others just stare in awe.
Our ears as sharp as knives.
Our soft cloud tails,
Hop towards the enemies.
No longer will they steal our snacks.
We tried to be nice,
But they didn't care.
When we attack,
They're like a deer caught in headlights.
I'm the evil serial killer, sparing no one.
The evil gerbils are no more.