Mister

Hey mister, you have pretty eyes, may i catch another stolen glance? But don't tell, its a secret. Noboday can know. Hey mister, how was your day? Oh, you don't feel like talking? Okay, I'll just be quiet and listen to you and her talk. Hey miss, i know its strictly platonic betwen you two. I don't mind your conversations, but tell me, what's he like? I know that he's funny, is he always? Hey mister, are you funny? Don't tell anyone i asked. I don't want anyone to know. Its a secret. Hey mister, what is it you think of me? Do i come off as annoying? Boring? Please tell me mister. I'm curious. Hey mister, just wanted to say hi.