Short Sayings :P

If you like him
But he likes her
But she likes another him
But that him likes you....
....then.....
Who gets the last Taco??

What's this thing you call "Normal"?
Is it contagious!?!
OMG!! Don't touch me!
I might catch your "Normal"!!

TRICK or TREAT!!
What? Me.. in highschool??
No, I'm only 6!
Now hand over the candy!

I NEED TACOS!!!
or I will explode..
That happens to me sometimes

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, or a Band-Aid
can't fix it
You've got a serious problem!

A friend shares their umbrella with you in the rain,
But a Best Friend....
Takes the umbrella and says Run, Forest, Run!!

My mom says I'm SPECIAL!
But who's ED??

If Barbie is soo popular
Why do you have to buy her friends???

Has anyone ever noticed
That *studying* is
*student* and *dying*
put together??

Dinosaur extinction wasn't an accident,
Barney came around
and they all commited suicide!

I called your boyfriend gay
and he hit me with his purse :'(

They're laughing at us because we're idiots
We're laughing at then cause they just figured that out!

How does paper beat rock??
Hey, you! Yeah, you!
Come and stand in front of me
and I'll throw rocks at you
While your protecting yourself with a piece of paper!