Stupid Poem

I'm gettin' kinda lonley.
This world is so damn phoney.
God. Dude. You're so fuckin' homley!

Let's get some cream.
Dude, I got banged by the team.
Holy fuck it's like a dream!

Let's go to Tokyo.
So we can rock out, yo!
Then let's go hit a ho!
So she can suck my toe.

Oh dude,
You're so rude.
I'm going nude.

I need some Coca-Cola
I wanna play the viola!

Don't
snitch
Or I'll slap you, bitch.

This is a stupid poem.
Oh how I wish I was in Rome!

It's time for me to go.
You know?

Love, peace and frybread grease!

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It was 8:30 in the morning on Sunday, September 13, 2009 and I was, like, really, really hyper.