I Guess It Never Dawned on Me How Much You Freaking Mean to Me!

Cradle me with warm, tender-loving care,
He who is my boyfriend knows exactly how to handle situations,
Adorably gaze into my eyes and assure me everything will be alright,
Reside with me and only me and wipe away my tears,
L
I
E... is what you must NEVER do to me intentionally.