Run from this fairytale land

Run, run as fast as you can
From this fairytale land
Repunzle let down your golden hair
To bad the queen doesn’t like the new heir.

Wicked smiles and youths beloved dreams
Nothing is as easy as it seems
Seven funny little men
What happened to number eight nine and ten?

The prince has come to save me
Can’t he just let me be?
Seemingly happy endings
Nothing more on what life brings

But hay, they all live happily after
Cue the witches’ evil laughter
What the hell is this chick on?
Spinning words to crazy songs

Well we all know that Alice was high
But her stories enough to make the little kiddies cry.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
Can’t help to think that Jill pushed him down…

Poor humpty dumpty falling off the wall
Now scrambled eggs enjoyed by all
Ashes to ashes we all fall down
All headed hell bound.

We all know that the cow jumped over the moon
But does the fork really like that spoon
Ah so much irony
All stories so phoney
Smile and laugh at children’s rhymes
Don’t tell them the truth at the time
Better to read behind the horrid lines