Ain't She Funky Now
Hum dee dum
A monkey fell on its tum
Down came a spider
And pulled out a lighter
And said, “Ooo ain’t that funky now!”
Hum dee dum
A cat danced on his bum
In came a bear
And tripped over a chair
And said, “Ooo ain’t that funky now!”
Hum dee dum
A hobo sucked on his thumb
A rat threw a ball
And it broke through a steel wall
And said, “Ooo ain’t that funky now!”
Hum dee dum
A hippo choked on his gum
A tree said goodbye to a lime
And it was sent away for such a crime
And said, “Ooo ain’t that funky now!”
Hum dee dum
This poem has made its’ come
Away I shall walk
And let you all talk
As you say, “Ooo ain’t she funky now!”
A monkey fell on its tum
Down came a spider
And pulled out a lighter
And said, “Ooo ain’t that funky now!”
Hum dee dum
A cat danced on his bum
In came a bear
And tripped over a chair
And said, “Ooo ain’t that funky now!”
Hum dee dum
A hobo sucked on his thumb
A rat threw a ball
And it broke through a steel wall
And said, “Ooo ain’t that funky now!”
Hum dee dum
A hippo choked on his gum
A tree said goodbye to a lime
And it was sent away for such a crime
And said, “Ooo ain’t that funky now!”
Hum dee dum
This poem has made its’ come
Away I shall walk
And let you all talk
As you say, “Ooo ain’t she funky now!”