Ain't She Funky Now

Hum dee dum

A monkey fell on its tum

Down came a spider

And pulled out a lighter

And said, “Ooo ain’t that funky now!”

Hum dee dum

A cat danced on his bum

In came a bear

And tripped over a chair

And said, “Ooo ain’t that funky now!”

Hum dee dum

A hobo sucked on his thumb

A rat threw a ball

And it broke through a steel wall

And said, “Ooo ain’t that funky now!”

Hum dee dum

A hippo choked on his gum

A tree said goodbye to a lime

And it was sent away for such a crime

And said, “Ooo ain’t that funky now!”

Hum dee dum

This poem has made its’ come

Away I shall walk

And let you all talk

As you say, “Ooo ain’t she funky now!”