All I'll Ever Do

all i ever do is write songs about booze
and i wait for the day that i'm going to lose
but when i'm chugging 40s i feel like a winner
though my stomach's getting fatter and my mind's getting thinner

all i ever do is talk about trains
fuck bikes fuck cars fuck boats fuck planes
i can't wait for the day when i'm gunna hop the highline
life can be free but my days feel so finite

all i wanna do is take government drugs
trip on LSD without the side effect bug
watch my mind open up and the world fall on in
trying as hard as i can to keep up my chin

all i'm gunna do is sleep all day long
in a bed with my boy and taking hits from the bong
burrow under the covers and don't wake up tomorrow
make sure your sloth replaces all your sorrow

all i ever do is shout conspiracy theories
'cause how can you believe when this world is so dreary
i know the government lies and nothing is true
and there's fuck all you can say to make me believe you

all i wanna do is learn something good
something not needing homework to be understood
take up all our time with your books and your speeches
as our minds pull away from those ideas like leeches

all i'm gunna do is everything here
'cause i live in this world and fuck all this fear
what's the point of living if you're not proactive
dictate your own life, that's your best goddamn tactic