Pirates, The Poem
Pirates on a ship, Pirates doin' shit. Pirates shootin' guns, Pirates eating buns. Pirates fight with swords, Pirates don't drive fords. Pirates walk planks, Pirates don't drive tanks. Pirates gettin' drunk, Pirates smell like skunk. Pirates cannons fire, Pirates all are liars. Pirates owning parrots, Pirates kill their parents. Pirates with eye patches, Pirates play with matches. Pirates getting rabies, Pirates eating babies. Pirates pillage and rape, Pirates never handshake. Pirates hunt for treasure, Pirates like to measure. Pirates fighting sharks, X's are their marks. Pirates singing songs, Pirates don't wear thongs.
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This poem is not as organized as I'd like it to be. Due to the fact that I wrote it on a cell phone. No return key. So forgive me if its hard to read. Thanks to Ashley for inspiring it. Although I'm not sure if this is what she meant. Hope you get a good chuckle out of it.