The Legend of the Lizard Man

:Verse 1: He came from a dark continent, Where bread does not exist. So in order to make a sandwich, he requires human skin. He's never had a vegetable, he's never eaten fruit. He likes the taste of blood, your fingernails scratch him when he poops. :Chorus: Lizardman, your teeth are so sharp. Bite a hole through the universe, and leave us in the dark. Lizardman is very powerful. If he fought a werewolf he would rape him. :Verse 2: His scales are cold and slimey, he smells like a garbage truck. If he were headed toward you, you'd be like what the fuck?! His people were killed by humans, shot them all in the face. He's pretty pissed about it, thats why he wants to kill our entire race. :chorus repeats: :Guitar solo!: :verse 3 (quiet verse) Lizard man is very lonely, he has no lizard friends. No one to share his hatred, no one to share revenge. He cries a tear of sadness, licks it dry with his tongue. He hears some children laughing, his rampage has just begun! :chorus X2 and the dramatic finish: :end song: