My ***.

My Dick is the king of the jungle.
Your Dick was touched by your uncle.

My Dick was in a magazine.
Your Dick is very unclean.

My Dick gave bruises to your girlfriend.
Your Dick is worst then a downtrend.

My Dick got a new upgrade.
Your Dick has fucking aides.

My Dick Is the size of the sun.
Your Dick is the size of satarun.
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This is what comes to mind when you're walking down the street with your friend and your sister.