letter to santa ( comedy )

Dear Santa :
I just wanted a stuffed mole
But all you gave me was a big lump of coal.
You fat fuck.

If I don't get what I want next year,
I'll cut the legs off all your reindeer.
You tub of lard.

You are a mother fucker,
That crashed into that fat ass trucker.
You drunk bastard.

Burn in hell,
So we don't have to hear your bells.
You cheap skate.

Dear Santa.