Epic Fail

He's smooth and he's sly,
as he walks right on by.
He's nothing like that though... not really...
He's got his pick-up lines,
and one thing on his mind.
All other thoughts becoming silly
He didn't look, didn't see,
the step that brought him to his knees,
his face hit the floor like a car wreck,
The girls giggle and flee,
and there was only ONE thing I could think...
With a wince as he fell to the deck....
Ohhh Epic. Fail.
His efforts may have been corny and stale,
but still... that was unfortunate, for the ill-fated male
And when this slilp is put up on a scale,
his delightful Epic Fail, out of 1-10 prevails.
A blunder, roughly, the size of a whale.
And that poor guy, you gotta hail
for the epic-ness of his Epic Fail.