The End of the World Comes With Drinks Galore

"'Tick tock'
says the clock"
rhyming on a glass of rum
listen to the brandy talk
about the waterfall at the edge of the world

The mild little people
scurry like rats in the mid-day sun
oblivious to the growing threats
of dying one by one
oh, but hey, we'll all die someday, anyways

"The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
chicken little cries
but if you take a little bit of time
(ooh, there he is again,)
who knows if he speaks the truth

Captain Know-it-all
frowns and turns up his nose
"Peposterous!" he snorts
but I can bet you anything
he'll be the first to see the light

"'Tick tock'
said the clock"
I've said it twice by now
"Bring out the morning champaigne
and let's dance by the rolls of wine waves."