Bored, Tired, Excited, Moose.

Bored bored bored
More bored than a turtle at low tide
Or a dolphin when the fish aren't around

Excited excited excited
More excited than a mosher in a moshpit waiting for a concert to start
Or a diva at a disco

Tired tired tired
More sleepy than a snail
Or a moose drinking juice
Mmm juice

There was a moose
Who drank a lot of juice
And had a friend of a goose
A loosey goosey kous kous