Remebering Small

When we were 5, we went to the park, afraid of falling off the monkey bars
Now, we're afraid of being kidnapped
When were 6, we looked up to Britney Spears, what a wonderful artist she was
Now, some of us are just like her
When we were 7, we were afraid of cooties
Now, we're afraid of AIDS
When we were 8, we wanted birthday parties with all the boys and girls in the class
Now, those parties are turned into kinky sleepovers
When we were 9, we were afraid talking to the teacher after class
Now, we're afraid of getting suspended or going to jail
When we were 10, come on Mom, don't hold my hand.. you're embarrassing me !
Now, Oh my god, Mom.. I HATE YOU, leave me the fuck ALONE !!