Valentines Day

I could give you hearts and candy and treats
but watching you die would be just as sweet
Who needs hugs and 'I love you's and shit
When it's just as fun seeing your throat get slit
Trust me maybe don't even TRY kisses
Because I promise you'll end up with stitches
So don't get that lovey dovey shit in your head
Cuz this valentines day I want you dead