Call Me

Call me a hypocrite;
I probably am.
Call me a bitch
If you think it's true.

Call me narcissistic,
Because I will never love
Anyone more than myself.
Call me a waste of space;
I couldn't agree more.

Call me ugly, gross, or average
If it helps you sleep at night.
Call me disgusting
Because I refuse to weigh nine pounds.

Call me whatever you need to
To make yourself feel important.
Everything you call me,
You're absolutely right.
Except for one thing.

One thing you can never call me,
One thing I will never answer to,
Never be taken by;
Never, ever call me you.