Why the Cat got his Hat

The cat got a hat
but why was he stuck with that?
Well....

The fish got a dish
The dog got a log
The horse got a divorce
The pig got a pet zig
The monk got some junk
The girl got curls
The boy got toys
The preacher got a teacher
The slug got a mug
And the duck got chucked

Why did they get all that?
Well....

The duck got chucked
The slug got a mug
The preacher got a teacher
The boy got toys
The girl got curls
The monk got some junk
The pig got a pet zig
The horse got a divorce
The dog got a log
And the fish got a dish
Because...

The cat got a hat

The cat got a hat because of all of them got that
And all of them got that because the cat got a hat