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"It hurts, my head, in bed" said fred.
Oh no, he's dead.

"Jedd, Where's fred?" said ked
"He's dead in bed."

"Bed? Why there?" said blaire.
"The air didn't care."

"That's bad, I'm sad" said chad
"I broke my new iPad."

"No one cares but the air," said Blaire,
And neither did her hair.

"Fred is dead in bed," Said Jedd,
And ked didn't believe.

Fred wandered out holding his snout
with a pout, he cried

"I lied, I'm alive, With a Jive!"
"Hey look, It's Clive!"

Clive then died, his toaster fried
Fred had lied, and that's bad

So no one was sad, 'cept for Chad,
Who had no more iPad.