Pig Poem
I am now going to write a poem about pigs.
In pink, appropriately enough,
Which is not one of my favourite colours,
But I thought if I wrote it in blue,
(Which IS my favourite colour),
Then it wouldn't be quite so effective.
But most of the time pigs aren't actually pink,
They're more of a muddy brown sort of colour,
Due to their interesting past time of rolling around in mud.
Pigs go 'oink'.
Not many creatures make an 'oink' noise,
In fact, I don't think ANY do.
Not even pigs.
Theirs is more of a snorting sound.
Only humans go 'oink',
But only as a bad impression of a pig,
Because, as we have established,
If you listen closely,
Pigs don't really go 'oink' at all.
Now.
Say all of that in French.
In pink, appropriately enough,
Which is not one of my favourite colours,
But I thought if I wrote it in blue,
(Which IS my favourite colour),
Then it wouldn't be quite so effective.
But most of the time pigs aren't actually pink,
They're more of a muddy brown sort of colour,
Due to their interesting past time of rolling around in mud.
Pigs go 'oink'.
Not many creatures make an 'oink' noise,
In fact, I don't think ANY do.
Not even pigs.
Theirs is more of a snorting sound.
Only humans go 'oink',
But only as a bad impression of a pig,
Because, as we have established,
If you listen closely,
Pigs don't really go 'oink' at all.
Now.
Say all of that in French.
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This is just a random bit of fun, but I really hope you like it ^.^