Human Piñata

Step on up, I am your entertainment for tonight.

Hopefully this game will bring you your delight.

Dress me up however you will.

Surely this will give you a thrill.

This is a game that everyone knows.

It’s perfectly harmless, no reason to oppose.

Around my neck, wrap that rope tight.

You can get closer, I promise not to bite.

Toss that rope over a tree's limb.

You can smile, don't look so grim.

Give the rope a very hard pull.

I promise this game won’t be dull.

Now I’m suspended in the air.

I don’t mind, I don’t care.

I am now hanging by my throat.

In the air is where I float.

Take a bat and have at your fun.

Beat me down, one by one.

Beat those holes into my sides.

See what surprises my body hides.

My body slowly begins to split,

With its contents falling bit by bit

One more hard hit from the beating stick.

And the surprise starts to run real thick.

In my body is liquid love.

Tilt your head back as it rains from above.

Let this sweet surprise fill your soul.

Let its sugary goodness make your body whole.

When my body is empty, just cut me down.

It’s okay, smile, no need to frown.

I was here one moment then gone in a flash.

Throw my lifeless body into the trash.

Wipe your hands clean of my debris.

Watch the children run around in glee.

Look at my body, did you see it shatter?

After I’m empty, I no longer matter.

Your entertainment finally died tonight.

The Human Piñata was there for your delight.

Special thanks to my bestie Kevin who edited it for me and made it A LOT better :)