Who's Laughing Now
Talk about me like shit just one more time
You'll wish you'd never learned to speak
Just talk shit about who I am
And you'll find that girls aren't weak
Say one more thing about my attitude
Say one more thing that's just a lie
Say anything you want to say
But YOU'LL be the one to cry
I've put up with your shit for far too long
So call me a fucking bitch, just once more
You'll see that you really shouldn't mess with me
When you're lying on the floor
Stumble over your insults, you fucking chicken
Your comebacks are so fucking juvenile
And you bull up like a fucking stuffed hen
When someone makes fun of you and I smile
You're the only fucking bitch
That rides our goddamn bus
You think you're the greatest thing
But you're like Bubotuber Pus
Your attitude sucks and you're a jerk
You think of the lamest comebacks in the world
Somehow you seem to think they work
When you act like a four year old girl
So talk shit about me one more time
I'll punch you in your fucking mouth
Then, for fun, you'll have a shiner
Then I'll throw a kick down south
And then I get to smirk and ask,
"Hey, you fucking bitch, who's laughing now?"
(Harry Potter Reference, cuz that was the first thing I thought of that rhymed with 'bus')
You'll wish you'd never learned to speak
Just talk shit about who I am
And you'll find that girls aren't weak
Say one more thing about my attitude
Say one more thing that's just a lie
Say anything you want to say
But YOU'LL be the one to cry
I've put up with your shit for far too long
So call me a fucking bitch, just once more
You'll see that you really shouldn't mess with me
When you're lying on the floor
Stumble over your insults, you fucking chicken
Your comebacks are so fucking juvenile
And you bull up like a fucking stuffed hen
When someone makes fun of you and I smile
You're the only fucking bitch
That rides our goddamn bus
You think you're the greatest thing
But you're like Bubotuber Pus
Your attitude sucks and you're a jerk
You think of the lamest comebacks in the world
Somehow you seem to think they work
When you act like a four year old girl
So talk shit about me one more time
I'll punch you in your fucking mouth
Then, for fun, you'll have a shiner
Then I'll throw a kick down south
And then I get to smirk and ask,
"Hey, you fucking bitch, who's laughing now?"
(Harry Potter Reference, cuz that was the first thing I thought of that rhymed with 'bus')
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I'm kind of p.o.'d...there's this arsehole on my bus who thinks he's all that.1. He doesn't know the meaning of "Shut the f### up."
2. He doesn't make any sense when he tries to insult you. It's hard to know what he's getting at.
3. He's the ugliest guy I have the misfortune to personally know
4. He thinks he's hot shizz.
5. My bus driver thinks I'm going to marry him because she's mistaking my undying if-not-very-close-to-hatred for him for a secret crush.
I want to punch something. Like a brick wall.
The story, however, is this:
He calls me (LANGUAGE ALERT) a Fucking Bitch at least once a week. He won't even look at me when he says it, he's such a freaking wuss. I look straight at him when I tell him what I think. And when he insults you, he gets all high pitched and quiet like it's dramatic and it really makes him sound stupid. You should see it.
I get ready to murder something every time I think about him. If there is ever a person I don't care if I never see again after I graduate (even though I'm friends with 'it's' sister) it's him. Ugh.