I Could Tell You A Story

I could tell you a story
About you and me,
And people would point
And think we'd smoked joints.
But it doesn't matter,
'Cause forever after,
We'll be best friends,
Now, 'till the end.

Whether you're stuck in Azkaban,
Or in trouble with Captain Hook,
I'll save you, I know I can,
Like the heroes in Storybooks.

I'll go to Naboo with Captain Crunch,
Save your butt, then we'll get lunch.
These things you know I'd do,
'Cause I am nothing without you.

If Hercules is harrassing you again,
Or you're in a fight with Esmeralda,
I'll kick both their a**es with El Capitain.
Just give that weed wacker back to Amadala.

I know I can,
Save you from Azkaban.
I'll get Captain hook,
Like in the story book.
We'll get lunch
With Captain Crunch.
Just to prove to you
There's nothing we can't get through.

I could tell you a story
About you and me,
And people would point
And think we'd smoked joints.
But it doesn't matter,
'Cause forever after,
We'll be best friends,
Now, 'till the end.

There's nothing I wouldn't do
To try and save you.
Even if I know I won't win,
I can't deny what has been.
I'd give my life just for the possibility,
Of maybe getting you back to me.
I love you and you know it.
I'd do anything just to show it.

I'd run right at Klaus with a white ash spear,
Push you away from sunlight so you won't dissapear.
Protect you from all silver,
If you weren't a vampire.
What I will do doesn't matter.
Because we'll be best friends forever after.

You and me, we will take on the world.