Ran out of Toilet Paper

My bottom cold, my fist grips tight
Sweating so bad, as if I'm in a hut
Sweat in my eyes that is affected my sight
One more squeeze it's almost out of my butt
Pushing tight with all my possible might.

Some one help me out of this hot chamber!
Now time to whip because I'm almost done
My sweat is floating cause it turned into vapor
Running down stairs with a butter butt cause i ran out of toilet paper....