Running

Running
There was once a dude
Who was in the nude,
It has hardly sunny
However he felt runny
It's barely past noon
Perhaps it was too soon?
In addition it was cold
But he also felt bold
And so he ran
Until he got a tan!
All over his body
But now he feels naughty
What did the neighbors think?
That hes a delinquent?
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I was in the shower
And suddenly struck with inspiration
I took a picture with a running statue
that was in the nude
At the Getty.