Chocolate Muffin

Being a chocolate muffin is such a sad occupation.
Yesterday, someone ate my brother,
And today, someone ate my mother.
I’ll bet tomorrow someone will eat my dad,
And that will make me even more sad.
Because then I will be all alone,
Not to mention depressed and mad at the world.
So if given the choice, I would rather be a glove,
And gets lots and lots of love.
I only have one more thing to say,
BE KIND TO MUFFINS!!