My Little Pony

My little pony
Smells just like baloney

Got tangled in a bunch of wire
And was caught in a fire

Took a trip to the circus
And was shot on purpose

Had to go to the hospital
And it only cost a little

The bullet was taken out by the doctor
But then he said a shocker

"You have little time to live.
Two days is what I can give."

So my little pony
Started to get really lonely

She played a board game
And then felt ashamed

"I should find a person to sue!
It'll be my dream come true!"

She strolled on the sidewalk
Then found a big horse

My little pony wanted to sue him
So she did it for just a million

But then it was too late
Because she passed heaven's gate

Two days had passed
Nobody went to the funeral mass

Except me
Only me

I was the owner of my little pony
And to me she was always a phony

But I'll remember her till I die
And that is not a lie

Bye bye, little pony =P