I twisted Mike into a pretzel

I twisted mike into a pretzel
And stuck him in a jar
I carried him everywhere with me
From dusk until dawn

I left him by my bed side
I left him by the mat
And when I woke up
I saw him sleeping with my cat!

I rolled Tre into a sushi roll
And stuck in him in my fridge
Apparently it was too cold
And he threatened to jump over the ledge!

I baked Billie into a cookie
And placed him on a tray
He begged “Oh, please!
Don’t eat me!”

I twisted mike into a pretzel
I rolled Tre into a sushi roll
I baked Billie into a cookie
And I stuck them in a jar
And I carried them everywhere with me
Until we reached the bar.

THE END