To My Therapist

You're a horrible person,
And I think you're insane.
Always trying trying to hypnotize me
And change my ways.

You have menacing eyes
That seem to look inside
But when I tell you that
You all but deny.

Your office has no pictures
Of you and your family.
I don't dare to ask
Because your answers make me question my sanity.

When I came here
I was just a bit weird.
Now, I have many phobias
And therapists are one of my biggest fears.

Every time I come to your office
I see people run out with a cry.
You know, now that I think of it
I've never seen any of them twice.

I have to see you twice a week
Because you say I have too many flaws,
That I've got bi-polar disorder, extreme paranoia, schizophrenia...
But I've never had any problems...?

But if you're a psychiatrist with a degree
You must know everything.
Unless that photo-copied paper is a fake
In that case, I've lost all sanity.