I am...

Oh, she's such a nice girl, she'd never do anything wrong; and I love her nice blonde hair; You don't find many of those anymore; 'Cuz she's such an angel; Be skinny; Geez! Are you anorexic? Eat something, girl!; Please, you should see her eat!; You talk too much; You talk too loud; Speak up; Obama says "Yes, you can go back to school, girls!"; Be nice to the mothers, after all, they can't do much after giving birth; Oh, that pink is so you; It is?; Make me a sandwich; Come to me for help; Well, you're just going to have to struggle with it a bit; Be happier; Don't smile so much; You will never be perfect; What's this A-?; I…; Don't interrupt; It's not all about you, you know; Measure twice, cut once; Do it right the first time; Show your individuality; You throw like a girl. Good! I am one.
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lack of stanzas is intentional in this style