Limerick #9

If you ever think it's just fine
To harass me most all of the time,
You've made a mistake.
It's your face I will break.
I'm done putting up with your crime.

You tell me I'm less than a whore
Like that means you're anything more.
I've got news for you:
You can swallow a shoe
And choke on it; I'll laugh at the gore.

I can't believe you are so dense.
Nothing you tell me makes sense.
"Don't call me a name
It's not vegan, but shame!"
I'm throwing you over a fence.

Before I just spray you with mace,
It's time I put you in your place.
Say goodbye to what's planned.
I hope you get banned.
I'll roundhouse kick you in the face.