The Shuffling About of A Nervous Candidate (Sir)

I am writing you this letter, Sir
To speak of very important
Though relatively repetitive
Matters of business
Your business
And my business:
Hope of being a part of this business.
I am in dire need, Sir
Yes, very dire need, indeed, Sir
Of employment with the employees
Of which you have employed.
Sir, I cannot stress enough the matters of importance...
How important I will be within the import of this year!
I’ll grab progress by the ear
And march it quickly,
Efficiently.
And steadily along, Sir!
So you see, Sir,
If you please, Sir,
For I would like to appease, Sir..
If you satisfy
My appetite
To be your employee, Sir.