Well, Boy

Well, boy, I’ve got to tell you,
You really were a mistake
That turn into an ally
That one shouldn’t take.

Well, boy, I’ve got to tell you,
I never thought you were cute
Which really makes me wonder
Why it took so long to give you the boot.

Well, boy, I’ve got to tell you,
My friend said you were great
She thought that we’d be perfect
Next time I’ll wait to date.

Well, boy, I’ve got to tell you,
I’m ashamed to call you my ex
But you taught me a great lesson
Sometimes you’ve just got to say NEXT!

Well, boy, I’ve got to tell you,
I wish life had a rewind button
For slip-ups like you
Because dating you was rather disgustin’.

Well, boy, I’ve got to tell you,
You and my friend knew each other too well
Why did you date me when you had her
I’m glad that out of love I fell.

Well, boy, I’ve got to tell you,
I’ve made the best decision of my all my years
I broke up with you, I left you behind
Where’s your apology? I’m all ears.

Well, boy, I’ve got to tell you,
I never cried over you
Breaking up I forced that sad emotion
But when I was free my heart flew.

Well, boy, I’ve got to tell you,
I wasted my time with you
I could’ve been doing something better
But you’re gone so I no longer feel blue.

Well, boy, I’ve got to tell you,
I’m now finished with my rant
I hope no other girl makes my mistake
If I ever had the chance I would squish you like an ant.

Well, boy, I’ve got to tell you,
Now us two are through
Never again will I make that mistake
But I hope that you do…

July 1, 2010