J.K. Rowling Stalker

Harry Potter,
Harry Potter.
J. K. Rowling,
You're such a plotter.
I read your work,
I hold it dear.
When I sleep,
I hold your books near.
My favorite charapters died,
I still wonder why.
When the movie comes out,
I fear I will cry.
I beat my friends up,
When they do you down.
In my lovely world,
You wear the crown.
I've got some paper saying to never come,
I guess it's because I stalked your house,
And stole your gum.
I only got a glimpse,
Of you sleeping so calm.
I only got to watch you,
Until you woke like a bomb.
Please learn your lesson,
From that day you were shooked.
Just do a little favor,
AND WRITE ANOTHER BOOK!!