Double Standard

A double standard,
That’s what I am.
I can touch, poke and tickle you,
But you can’t do it to me.
Its only fun when it happens to you
But I get pissed off when it happens to me.
You can be sad through it and I’ll laugh it off,
But laugh at me, and I’ll turn it off.
You can’t be mean to me
But I can be cruel to you.
If something good happens to you,
I have to make it all about me.
I’m sorry, buts that just I am
A double standard.