Courtesy of Dr. Thomas, M.D.

Nurse, if you'd be so kind as to
Curse in my general presence and please
Forget I need an x-ray to
Set the record straight once and for all now
That my leg is swelling but
Drat! Doctor Thomas is paging again
So you will leave, by all means, just
Go screw my trusted physician in the
Corner supply closet with
Worn-out feet and unwashed hands, you'll return
To check me into a bleached white
Room for two, but damnit, I've already
Contracted the kissing disease,
Distracted by the smell of all the sex
You had last night and today, thanks
To Dr. Thomas and the new intern.