Looking for God in all the wrong places

You say, I found god.
I ask, where was he hiding?

Under a rock?
Maybe he's disguised as an illiustration in a picture book.

I wouldn't know, I haven't been able to find him.

I call "Marco" and recieve only silence.

I found myself last year, in several different places actually.
I was hiding in the dialogue of old brat pack movies, in between the pages of comic books and in the lyrics of a variety of songs.

But, apparently god is a better hider then I am a seeker.

If I could find Jesus, then maybe he'd point me in the right direction.

What if there isn't a god, but something else.

Hello Zeus? It's me Margret!
Passion of the Budha?

I wouldn't even know where to look for a Budha. Someone named Budha?

Do Budhist's have to look for their god?

Maybe they have him in their contacts or on speed dial.
Just press a few buttons and presto.

I wonder if god has a phone number.
I wonder if it's listed.
I bet it has some sevens.

If god had a voicemail I wonder what it would sound like.

This is the Lord!
Leave you're prayer at the holy beep and I'll consider answering it as soon as possible.
BEEEEEEEEEEEPP....

Probably.