How to put the “fun” in Dysfunctional

Take two separate families
The first add one lost baby girl
Followed by three children cast in shadow
Whip them harshly for eighteen years
Now set them aside
The second mix one large father
With one mother
(Remember to leave out the morals)
Mix four white children, slightly spoiled
With one brown boy, cracked and broken
Throw in with the parents
Bake on low heat until burnt
Combine the families together
And add a few bad apples
Congratulations, you’re finished
But too late you’ve come to see
You’ve added too much confusion and hate
To this screwed up family tree

A/N: Totally and completely inspired by my MAJORLY fucked up family.